So that's all it takes to bring America to its knees? An email outage and one router. Microsoft Outlook went down in 74 countries this week, and a Colorado jail couldn't release people who posted bond online because the system runs on Outlook emails. Then on Friday a single new router scrambled air traffic control, and the FAA halted nearly all takeoffs nationwide for more than four hours, the longest stop since 9/11. It took 45 minutes to find the problem because maintenance is logged on paper. Paper. Officials say neither was a cyberattack, so we did this to ourselves. Twice.

Speaking of self-inflicted: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang resigned Thursday after reports of two affairs, one with a suspected Chinese spy (Beijing denies it) and one with an executive who reported to him. The stock fell 11% in four days. What a fall from grace, and a lot of very unhappy shareholders.

And your Thanksgiving bird is the latest inflation mystery. Wholesale turkey prices are up 12% this year, per Fox Business, as feed and fuel squeeze family farms. Yet Wells Fargo says the turkey at your grocery store is down 0.5%. Somebody is eating that 12%. For once, it isn't you.

Coffee's hot. Email's back, hopefully. Let's go.

THE SUNDAY SCORECARD

* Numbers not real time.

IN A HURRY?

01 · WASHINGTON

Washington spent the week doing what it does best: fighting itself. Outgoing Republican Rep. Thomas Massie filed eight articles of impeachment against War Secretary Pete Hegseth, mostly over the Iran war. Hegseth's reply: "If we want to litigate that, the success of those things, I'm happy to do it all day long." He got about one day. The House voted 211-204 on Tuesday to send it to committee, which is where things go to die.

The vice president isn't having much fun either. JD Vance is reportedly unsure he'll run in 2028. Allies told the Wall Street Journal they doubt any Republican can win in two years, and one told CNN: "If they don't end the war in Iran, no Republican has a shot." Trump's pep talk: "Maybe he won't run." With a boss like that, who needs opponents?

On immigration, pick your headline. ICE deported a record 483,200 people in fiscal 2026, up from 442,640, per DHS, and the architect of the crackdown, Stephen Miller, is now White House chief of staff. Same week, Trump told "60 Minutes" he'd "love to do something on immigration" for long-time workers with clean records. Record deportations and a deal for the landscapers. Both. At once. And the Supreme Court let border wall construction resume in Big Bend, national park included, while the lawsuit over waived environmental laws plays out. The roadrunners were not consulted.

02 · YOUR WALLET

If you own an index fund, congratulations: you had a front-row seat to someone else's affair. Nvidia shed about $550 billion in market value in five days, per the BBC. It's down roughly $1.6 trillion since early October, per CNBC. (Thursday's podcast covers who actually pays for CEO scandals. Spoiler: you.)

The bigger problem is the math at home. October prices rose 0.4%, hotter than expected, and traders now fully expect a Fed rate hike in December. That knocked gold down about 5% on the week and bitcoin under $70,000 for the first time since August. Meanwhile household debt hit a record $19.1 trillion, up $334 billion in one quarter, per the New York Fed. That's before an estimated $220 billion in medical debt, per KFF, much of which quietly lands on a credit card anyway. Rates up, balances up. What could go wrong?

For comfort, JPMorgan's Jamie Dimon says the dollar keeps its crown as long as America has "the strongest military in the world and the strongest economy in the world." His message last month to anyone moving their gold out of New York vaults: "You have three armies within 400 miles who can come take your gold." Subtle. And California voters rejected a one-time 5% tax on billionaires, roughly 52% to 48%, after more than $400 million in campaign spending. The billionaires are staying. So is the argument.

03 · MAIN STREET

Good news for anyone worried AI is about to run their life: it can barely order a burrito. Uber says AI agents placed about 500 Uber Eats orders and exactly four rides during Halloween week. Out of roughly 320 million. The company's own words: "very, very early and very limited traction." The robots are coming. They're just stuck on the tip screen.

The humans aren't having a great week either. PepsiCo is cutting about 1,000 jobs across North America as sales sag at home. Polymarket confirmed layoffs too, while disputing reports that 30% of its staff got cut and declining to give its own number. A prediction market that won't tell you the odds.

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04 · RESULTS

What Went Wrong for Republicans?

32% of you said 100% on Trump. 24% blamed the Iran war, 16% gas prices and 13% grocery prices. Mortgage rates and the missing Russia-Ukraine ceasefire got 1% each. So it's either one man or everything else.

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“Hand picked at least three Senate candidates that lost and had an abysmal approval rating. Add in the massive unpopularity of tariffs and the war and here we are.”

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05 · WINNERS & LOSERS

Winners:

Dip Buyers. Nvidia is down this week. Bitcoin slipped under $70,000, ether under $2,000, and gold is down 4.6% Friday to Friday. Got spare cash on the sidelines? Wall Street just opened an all-you-can-eat buffet with everything marked down. Grab a plate. (Not advice. We just respect a buffet.)

Trump. A federal judge ruled his $10 billion defamation suit against the BBC can go ahead. That's the one over the documentary that stitched together two different parts of his Jan. 6 speech. The judge tossed a second claim and hasn't ruled on who's right. Trump called it a "huge victory" anyway.

Losers:

Jennifer Welch. Free speech is free. The consequences are billed separately. The "I've Had It" podcaster laughed at a post about digging up Charlie Kirk to "do it again," and at least 19 companies have backed away, including Cash App and Zenni. One estimate puts the damage near $7.6 million. Welch apologized, calls that number "way off" and says she isn't going anywhere.

Family Dollar. The shelf said one price. The register had other ideas. The chain will pay $63 million to settle claims from the FTC and 17 states that it routinely charged more at checkout than the tag showed, per Reuters. $40 million goes back to shoppers. It didn't admit or deny anything. When the dollar store is the one overcharging, we're out of ideas.

06 · WORTH YOUR WATCH

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07 · WEEKLY COMMON SENSE

Fake Feds Want Your Savings in Gold Bars. Password: "Tulip."

Scammers posing as federal agents are telling retirees their money is at risk, then sending couriers to collect it as gold bars, per Fox News. A Laramie, Wyo., woman handed over about $131,000 before a coin shop owner got suspicious. Police set a trap at a Qdoba, password "tulip," and arrested the courier. He says he thought he was delivering antiques.

Translation: No federal agent will ever ask you to buy gold and hand it to a stranger. Hang up. Then call your parents.

The IRS Just Posted Your 2027 Numbers

The standard deduction rises to $16,600 for singles and $33,200 for married couples in 2027, per Fox Business. The child tax credit goes up $100 to $2,300, and you can gift $20,000 a year tax-free, up from $19,000. They're inflation adjustments, for the return you'll file in 2028.

Translation: It's not a tax cut. It's the IRS admitting everything costs more.

Mark Cuban Wants to Tax Mark Cuban

The billionaire called the midterms "a rebuke of the way we do politics" and posted his fix: a 44% top tax rate (it's 37% now), Social Security tax on income between $1 million and $5 million, and a 1% spending cut every year for five years at every federal agency, per Moneywise. He still opposes a wealth tax.

Translation: Higher taxes and spending cuts in one post. Both parties found something to hate.

The FBI Got $1.2 Billion of the Binance Loot Back

Remember last month's $6.3 billion Binance heist, the biggest in crypto history? The FBI says it has now seized more than $1.2 billion of it, with $2.7 billion frozen in total, per AP. The bureau blames North Korean hackers. A judge decides who gets paid back.

Translation: Recovering 19% counts as a win in crypto. Your bank would call that a scandal.

They Sold Her Land. She Found Out From the Building Permits.

A Texas man pleaded guilty Nov. 4 in a $1.5 million scheme that used fake IDs to pose as the owners of vacant, mortgage-free lots in four states and sell them, per the Daily Mail. One couple learned their Massachusetts lot had sold for about $525,000 when permit paperwork showed up. A house was already going up on it.

Translation: Own land you never visit? Somebody else is counting on that. Set up your county's fraud alert.

08 · LATEST PODCAST

Episode 26 · 13 minutes

It dropped the same day Jensen Huang resigned. Cole and Savannah run the hit list: Enron, WeWork, the Nikola truck that only worked downhill, FTX and the Coldplay kiss cam. Who lied, who walked away rich, and three ways to keep the next one out of your retirement account.

09 · TABLE WARS

Thanksgiving is 11 days out and every shirt is made to order, so today is your best shot at having one for the table. Table Wars puts your relative in a classic laser-backdrop portrait with the politician they can't stand: Trump, Vance, Patel, Biden, AOC or Mamdani. Turn up. Say nothing. Let the shirt start it.

10 · FROM THE VAULT

Washington just ran a record $404 billion deficit in one month (see the Rant). Our guide The Greatest Economic Lies Americans Are Told takes 14 numbers you hear every week and finishes the sentence nobody says out loud. Like the one where interest on the debt now costs more than the entire defense budget.

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11 · WHY SO SERIOUS?

NASA Is Hiring. The Commute Is 239,000 Miles.

NASA is taking astronaut applications through Dec. 3 for people who could live and work at its Moon Base. Pay: $164,395 a year. Requirements: U.S. citizenship, a STEM master's degree and a willingness to deploy "12 months or longer, accepting extreme isolation, austere living conditions, and separation from loved ones."

Translation: A year alone, no family, six figures. So, remote work.

They Paid in Fake Bills, Then Returned It All for Real Ones

Pennsylvania's attorney general charged four New York men who allegedly bought goods at Target, Kohl's, Home Depot and Lowe's with counterfeit cash, then returned them for real money. Stores in 16 counties, at least $12,436 in profit. They haven't been arrested yet. The Secret Service is on it, which is what it was founded to do in 1865.

Translation: Sixteen counties for $12,436, split four ways. That's a part-time job with prison benefits.

ChatGPT Said He Couldn't Be Evicted. He Was Evicted.

A 60-year-old Danish man is suing OpenAI, claiming ChatGPT told him he could stop paying rent: "You will not end up on the street. Legally impossible." His lawsuit says that over 41,000 messages, the bot also convinced him they were business partners headed for billions and helped him plan a villa in Tuscany. He lost his home. These are his claims, and nothing's been proven.

Translation: A chatbot is not a lawyer. A lawyer at least bills you before ruining your life.

The Robotaxi Now Works 168 Hours a Week

Tesla's Robotaxi now runs around the clock in all eight of its cities in Texas and Florida. Elon Musk's pitch: one car "works 168 hours a week," about four full-time jobs. Tesla's humanoid robots, meanwhile, are off to "Optimus Academy" to learn tasks by watching people.

Translation: No breaks, no sleep, no complaints. Your boss just got an idea.

She Makes $132,000 and Can't Afford Groceries. Meet the Porsche.

A nurse earning $132,000 told the "Financial Audit" show she struggles to buy groceries while paying about $1,500 a month on a used Porsche Macan Turbo she bought for roughly $89,000. Her reason: "I wanted to buy a car that had good customer service." She still owes about $65,000. The host's advice: sell it.

Translation: At $1,500 a month, the customer service had better include groceries.

12 · EVENTS TO KNOW ABOUT

Nvidia Earnings

Date: Tuesday, November 17, after the 4 p.m. ET close

Nvidia's first report since Jensen Huang resigned, with finance chief Colette Kress as interim CEO. October retail sales land the same morning at 8:30 a.m. ET.

Why you should care: Nvidia is one of the biggest holdings in most index funds. If it sneezes, your 401(k) catches the cold.

Anthropic IPO

Date: Thursday, November 19 (expected)

The AI lab is set to start trading on the Nasdaq as "ANT" at $70 to $78 a share, per CNBC. About 20% of shares are set aside for everyday investors, versus the usual 5% to 10%.

Why you should care: Hot IPOs swing hard on day one. If you want in, use money you won't need for years.

13 · THE RED STATE RANT

Imagine opening your credit card bill and finding you overspent by $404 billion. In October. Alone. Now imagine nobody at the dinner table brings it up. That's Washington.

The government spent $773 billion last month and took in $369 billion, per the Treasury. It's the biggest October deficit on record, up 42% from a year ago. Interest on the debt cost $1.05 trillion last year, more than the entire defense budget and about $2.9 billion a day. Neither party campaigned on it. One side wants to spend more. The other wants to tax less. Both call it a plan.

The case for panic

The debt is $40.61 trillion. Interest is now the third-biggest line in the budget, behind only Social Security and Medicare, and it buys nothing: no roads, no troops, no tax cut. With the 10-year Treasury yield above 5% this week, the cost of rolling that debt over keeps climbing. That's the same market that sets your mortgage rate.

The case for calm

People have been predicting a debt crisis since the 1980s, and investors still line up to lend America money. The U.S. borrows in its own currency, and as Jamie Dimon points out, the dollar stays on top as long as the military and the economy do. October was also inflated by timing: some November benefit payments went out early because Nov. 1 fell on a Sunday. One ugly month isn't a trend.

The verdict

It's not a fake crisis. It's a slow one, and slow crises are the kind Washington ignores best. Nobody's asking for a balanced budget by Friday. But a household that spends twice what it earns doesn't get to call the credit card statement fake news. The fix is boring: spend a little less, collect a little more, and do both before the bond market does it for us. Boring doesn't win elections. That's the problem.

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See you next Sunday.

The Red State Finance team