Fix Football Please

One fix for the world's game. Every week. Newsletter + podcast for fans who miss proper football.

Oct 22, 2026

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Does Success Make You the Villain?

Elon, Bezos and why Branson gets a pass. Plus 5 stories you may have missed.

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Oct 18, 2026

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Inflation Runs Hot, Bank of America's $1.2B Oops & a Flying Car

Inflation heats up, Social Security's raise, the American Dream's $5.3M price tag, and a Roadster that flies.

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Oct 15, 2026

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Is It Inflation, or Is It Greed?

Six figures and still squeezed. Plus 5 stories you may have missed.

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Oct 11, 2026

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Five Grand for Your Vote, CIA Gold Bars & a Robot Calls the Cops

Wall Street’s partying. Main Street got the bill.

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Why Didn't School Teach You About Money?

Oct 4, 2026

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Why Didn't School Teach You About Money?

Americans are cashing out to pay bills.

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Sep 27, 2026

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Trump TV, Rent vs. Buy, & 7% Mortgages

A hundred grand now shops at Dollar General. What happened?

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Sep 20, 2026

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Is America the Next Roman Empire?

Debt, diesel, and a house lost over less than a grand.

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AI Says It Might Kill Us, Trump's $5K Bribe, & Diesel Breaks $6

Sep 13, 2026

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AI Says It Might Kill Us, Trump's $5K Bribe, & Diesel Breaks $6

Plus why your membership just got cheaper (yes, really)

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America's Most Profitable Betrayal, Explained

Sep 6, 2026

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America's Most Profitable Betrayal, Explained

Plus: NYC bans AI for kids, Waymo hits 14 cities, and a viral bakery mixup

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Social Security's Countdown Begins, Trump Renames a Lake & Dolly Passes

Aug 30, 2026

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Social Security's Countdown Begins, Trump Renames a Lake & Dolly Passes

Plus: a sheriff won't give back 650,000 ballots

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National Debt Hits Forty Trillion, & Karma Fires the Zoom CEO

Aug 23, 2026

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National Debt Hits Forty Trillion, & Karma Fires the Zoom CEO

Plus NYT Loses Its 50-Year Streak, Treasury Yields Spike, & Bitcoin Rips Higher

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Dimon's Dollar Warning, Kamala's Voter ID Confession & Lakers Sold Again

Aug 16, 2026

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Dimon's Dollar Warning, Kamala's Voter ID Confession & Lakers Sold Again

Plus: the WNBA still can't answer one simple question.

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A Rocket Hit the Moon, Airlines Hit Your Wallet, & Fauci's Luck Runs Out

Aug 9, 2026

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A Rocket Hit the Moon, Airlines Hit Your Wallet, & Fauci's Luck Runs Out

Plus: the credit move that's secretly tanking your score

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Should America Still Execute Its Worst Criminals?

Aug 2, 2026

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Should America Still Execute Its Worst Criminals?

Fauci Takes the Fifth, Musk Reopens His Checkbook, & Mortgage Rates Hit a One-Year High

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Dynamic Food Pricing, Stock Trading Ban & Buc-ee's Pays $275K

Jul 26, 2026

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Dynamic Food Pricing, Stock Trading Ban & Buc-ee's Pays $275K

Plus: America's passport isn't what it used to be, and a farmer's still fighting the IRS.

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Buffett Calls It Gambling, The Middle Seat Is Dead & $188K Stolen From Kids

Jul 19, 2026

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Buffett Calls It Gambling, The Middle Seat Is Dead & $188K Stolen From Kids

Prices dipped. Groceries didn't get cheaper. The bill just moved to your credit card.

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A Senator's Death, Missiles Aimed at Iran, & Ford's Big Mistake

Jul 13, 2026

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A Senator's Death, Missiles Aimed at Iran, & Ford's Big Mistake

Heavy politics, wild crime, and corporate chaos, all in one read.

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A $3 Thrift Find Worth $250K, California Earns Praise, & a $250 Hot Dog

Jul 5, 2026

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A $3 Thrift Find Worth $250K, California Earns Praise, & a $250 Hot Dog

Plus the jobs report comes in at half of what was expected.

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Tucker Quits the GOP, $6.5B Fraud Bust, & Retirees Flee Florida

Jun 28, 2026

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Tucker Quits the GOP, $6.5B Fraud Bust, & Retirees Flee Florida

The doctors, the dropouts, and the defectors. Pour the coffee.

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Jun 21, 2026

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The World Discovers America's Awesome

Plus one in three young adults still lives with mom and dad.

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Mail-In Miracles, $500K Bourbon Heist, & a $1.77T IPO

Jun 14, 2026

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Mail-In Miracles, $500K Bourbon Heist, & a $1.77T IPO

The reserves are draining and so is your sanity working from home.

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Half of America fails money 101, Infected mosquitoes & Concorde's back

Jun 7, 2026

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Half of America fails money 101, Infected mosquitoes & Concorde's back

NIH smuggling charges, the Fortune 500 shakeup, & the World Cup kicks off

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Inflation Is Back. Savings Are Gone. A Dog Shot Someone.

May 31, 2026

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Inflation Is Back. Savings Are Gone. A Dog Shot Someone.

Your weekly dose of what the hell is going on.

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59% Of Americans Think The Economy Is Getting Worse. The Other 41% Work On Wall Street.

May 24, 2026

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59% Of Americans Think The Economy Is Getting Worse. The Other 41% Work On Wall Street.

Plus the story of who's actually buying your congressman — and it's not from Kentucky.

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Your grocery store may soon price gouge you in real time

May 17, 2026

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Your grocery store may soon price gouge you in real time

Welcome to America 2026: facial recognition, foreclosure spikes, and “temporary” inflation.

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